A Plugger is someone who deludes himself into thinking that it matters if his form-fitting clothing from forty years ago ever comes back into style.
A plugger is someone who fucking hates trees. It's not like birds need them, anyway: what do you think cages are for?
A plugger is someone who has no qualms about telling you the same joke every time you see him.
Pluggers are obese.
A plugger enjoys sniffing common household art supplies.
A plugger is someone who has more in common with porn stars than he might think.
A plugger is someone who steals Charlie Brown's christmas tree and hides it amidst their cabbages.
A plugger is someone who leaves notes on their alarm clock asking their father to wake them up.
A plugger is someone who hasn't corresponded with anybody since 1951.
